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  In the USA, forward progress isn’t a given as it is with time.  Here in America, we bitch and moan about change until it’s crammed down our throats, only to be buffered by some idiot whining about how large the government is (which by the way didn’t bother his simple ass when Georgy was spending billions to blow up someone a few skin tones darker in Iraq.)

  Now let’s get this straight, I never liked Arizona.  Sure, they say you can find some organic food in Flagstaff and the weather is always awesome, but the arid and sterile vibe of places like Phoenix make me feel like I’m nearing the peak of an awkward mental setting, spurred on by a bad batch of psilocybin.  It’s a place infiltrated by chain stores and pretense. In any event, I’m not risking anything by vouching for Arizona’s secession from our stagnant and grumbling union. The recent law which will become a reality in a few months unless the Feds find OBVIOUS LEGAL PRECEDENCE for counteracting said immigration enforcement, is blatantly racist.  Basically, if a police officer suspects that someone could be illegal, he can pull them over, and if anything, at least find some contraband, or any other puny reason to justify the fact that this person was pulled over in the first place.  

  My question is, unless you saw someone drive right across the border from Mexico, how the fuck can you “suspect” they are illegal, other than profiling them because they appear to be Latino? Even if they are Latino, there are millions of Latinos living all over the USA, who have gone through the appropriate channels to obtain legal citizenship, and don’t deserve to be hassled.

  In any event, I don’t buy into illegal and legal immigration.  It makes no sense.  Was there a list they had to put their name on at the border? Our corporations pillage towns all over Mexico, dump waste in their rivers, and then wonder why they’re fleeing the hell of border towns to seek a place where their family can find so much as potable drinking water. AS LONG AS NAFTA RAPES MEXICO, PEOPLE WILL COME HERE. This law is a farce, and is more representative of the current American social climate, as well as our history, than anyone wants to admit.

  I’m not gonna write some bullshit about how we are a country based on fairness and rights and freedom, and all this crap. We’re not. Blacks had to be beaten in the streets of Selma and have firehoses unleashed on them in Memphis, before our government was willing to concede that as human, blacks also should have the right to vote…..much less sit wherever the fuck they want on a public bus. I’m sick and tired of this “land of the free, home of the brave” shit. American historical synopsis: Some white dudes said “fuck it” to paying taxes and armed themselves to the teeth so as not to be forced into taxation. These knuckleheads, “OUR FOREFATHERS,” (not really my forefathers) were slave-trading, tax-evading, aristocratic, hypocrites. You can wax freedom-shpeal all you want, but that’s all just lip service being paid to the amelioration of real freedom, and most people’s need to paint the USA as some benevolent power.

  Grammar school history textbooks have robbed you of your brain. America’s racist social landscape is born out by laws like the one just passed in Arizona. We look back on the Civil Rights Movement as some final hurdle we got over, as if the need to encourage a more tolerant society is no longer there; as if the entire slate was wiped clean by what was essentially a PR disaster for the American government.  The Natives had their land taken, the Panthers had their leaders shot for providing community resources in black neighborhoods, and the plight of the immigrant in America is demonized by an entire population of American’s who follow in the footsteps of their xenophobic ancestors.

  I’ll be fine if I never go to Arizona again, but I hope the Feds are able to stop this one in its tracks. Racism is played out America. Come out from under your chicken fried steak to experience the world outside the confines of racial groupings, language barriers, and the me v.  them attitude employed in every aspect of our society, from public schools to geopolitical policy.

  You might not be as scared anymore…until then, AZ is just on more reason for secession.


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  Let me preface this rant by saying…..I have no problem with nudity. In fact, I am known for wearing the least amount of clothes that I can possible get away with. I’m the fool, who at the beginning of every summer, states that I will not wear a shirt unless the particular place in question can be logically referred to as, “an establishment.” That’s right, if I don’t think your spot is classy enough, I could very well show up shirtless…or worse.

  In this vein, I must make a commentary on nudity practices in Mens Locker Rooms across the nation.

  For the sake of being didactic, in addition to oddly opinionated, I must clarify a few things…..

  Nakedness is alright, in this case, it’s totally acceptable, except in the following cases:

A) You weigh 400 lbs and your penis is obscured by your(self).

B) You have a huge ball sack and no penis.

C) You desire to stretch obscenely near the bench next to the steam room,  prostrating your ass in the face of every unsuspecting passerby…

D) You’re holding yourself while looking to see if anyone else in the locker room is interested.

  Now don’t you bastards start saying, “What the hell?” I respond with a defiant, “What the hell to you, maaaaaaaan?” I know I’m not chiseled from stone, which is why I don’t stretch bare ass naked in front of you, or any other poor son of a bitch.  Have some self-respect….

  In reference to the quasi-homosexual approaches, weird eye games, and tugging on thy(self)….take it to the gay club y’all.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that;  just not in a private locker room at a health club.

  In conclusion…no matter who you are….put your balls away, dude….

– Ellis Deee

  …put your balls away, dude….

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The More, The Merrier

I would like to welcome a new contributing author, EllisDeee.  Ellis is a very angry young man, so don’t put your fingers near his mouth.  His ramblings are his own and  I encourage you to encourage him to riff away.

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